it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.
Oh my god
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
I want a tall boy with abs to push me up against a wall and kiss me is that too much to ask
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
you’re lying if you think minerva mcgonagall didn’t love the marauders to pieces we all know that they were her favorite students we all know she’d let james and sirius get away with little things and let remus off the hook for not having the best quality work the few days around the full moon and make sure peter was always paired up with one of his friends and basically mcgonagall was like the marauder’s extremely strict mother
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?